OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
