The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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