You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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