North Korea, Best Korea!
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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