her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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