What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
