let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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