forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
It's blow job season.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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