You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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