Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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