Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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