I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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