YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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