Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
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