The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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