none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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