Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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