dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Those nachos came to me in a dream
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
