That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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