Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize
