and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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