Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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