he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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