even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
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