quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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