for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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