He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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