there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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