Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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