ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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