I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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