the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Just pee around me
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
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