I must be too annoying 4 u.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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