i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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