I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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