it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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