What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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