Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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