did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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