Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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