Your tits are I can't wait for
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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