It's Friday. Sex?
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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