Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
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