there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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