the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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