He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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