How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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