I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
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