gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Randomize
