Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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