Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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