I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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