I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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