I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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