The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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